Monday, March 15, 2010

Thanks, but no thanks.

So, I get an email notifying me that I've got a message on match.com. All excited, I log in and see a message from "dragonslain." I'm pretty sure I know what's coming, but I read on anyway. Nothing super strange in the message, so I check out his profile. Things head south RAPIDLY now.

His headline: Friendly gamer guy looking for a player 2. Last read: Game informer.

We hit rock bottom with the photos. 1. His hair is longer than mine. 2. KILT. I just can't get behind the kilt. I don't know why.

But what I really couldn't get behind is this:


Note the aforementioned hair. Also note the JEAN SKIRT. Even if I could get behind the kilt, that is NOT a kilt. Oh, but let's not leave out the HOT PINK FISHNET TIGHTS.

Yes, please commence laughing at me ::weeps for her romantic future::

2 comments:

tracie said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! well that just made my monday. and to quote my mom "i think it might be worth checking out"

N said...

Some times I wonder if people make up fake dating profiles. I wish things were going better for you, its spring(ish) the season of blooming and things happening.

Wish I knew someone single in your area to set you up with.