...but still sort of WTF.
This one's from okcupid.com.
Aside from the fact that he's too short for me, he's planning things in a way I'm pretty sure I don't want to be a part of it. I'll just give you his summary:
"29 year old marathon-running, nyc-dropout civil engineer male ultimately looking for a serious relationship that will produce mixed babies. My heroes are Bruce Lee, Bob Marley, Tiger Woods (everything but the cheating!), and my mom.
My best friend is my sister.
I know women."
1. NYC-dropout? How in the world do you drop out of a city?
2. Ultimately looking for a serious relationship, but in the meantime he'll do with some casual sex (according to other parts of his profile.
3. Bob Marley???
4. RELATIONSHIP THAT WILL PRODUCE MIXED BABIES??? Is he trying to make his own Tiger Woods? Seriously??
If he really knew women like he seems to think he does, he'd know that this profile isn't actually going to get him anywhere.
So yeah, I'll be making mixed babies with someone else.
2 comments:
I so want you to meet someone special, but I so will miss your dating stories if you do. We've gotta keep laughing or we'll never stop crying. Dating sucks!
You're totally right about that. I will miss my stories if I finally find someone who's decent! It's not always fun, but I do love telling a good story.
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