If I ever do end up in a nice committed relationship, I'm going to beg my significant other to let me keep playing around on dating sites. Otherwise, I'll miss shit like this conversation:
Him: r u indian?
Me: nope
Him: eskimo?
Him: mexican?
Me: no, no
Him: honduran?
Me: no
Him: hatian?
Me: no
Him: i give up
Me: lol
Me: I'm mixed, half-black, half-white
Him: o halfie
As if that wasn't awkward enough...
Him: your mom got raped by a black guy?
Me: what?
Him: jk
Me: wow
Him: JK!!!
Just. Wow.
No comments:
Post a Comment